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Sushi Lover


Sushi isn’t just a meal,
It’s an experience
That combines both art and science.
Now, for the ultimate Sushi experience,
You need the right environment,
One that’s Oriental and pleasing to the senses.
Including music to match.

Ah, there we are.
First order yourself
a big bottle of beer.
And if for some crazy reason
beer is not available,
Then I suggest a cup of
Japanese green tea to relax your senses.

Sushi
Sushi on the table
Sushi
Rolled up nice with rice
Sushi
Sharpen up your chopsticks.
Sushi
Let the fun begin…

Anyway, sometimes,
before the Sushi even makes it to the table
You get served a nice
hot bowl of miso soup
With the little soy cubes in it.
If salad comes with your meal,
It’s usually topped with an orange dressing
similar to French.

Ooh, here it comes,
Here it comes,
Here comes the Sushi!
Doesn’t that look good?
Are you ready?
Ready to dive in?
No?!
Wait, I know just the thing.
You need to pour yourself
some soy sauce and add some wasabi to it.
It takes the right combination
Of soy and the green stuff
To get your sinuses going

Hey, what are you doing?
I’d go easy on that wasabi if I were you.
It’s very strong.
The Japanese say that
Eating too much wasabi makes you stupid.
And we don’t want that now, do we?
Okay, it looks like we’re both ready now.
Here we go.

Sushi
Makes a tasty morsel.
Sushi
Have another beer.
Sushi.
Eat a piece of dorsel.
Sushi
Get rid of all your fear.

So darling, what do you think
Of this Sushi experience so far, hmmm?
Oh! Well it’s just that
I think Sushi is one of the best foods
in the entire world.
And it’s good for you too!
The only problem is that it’s so expensive.
And as much as I love the stuff,
I can’t eat it every day anyway...
Then I won’t be able to appreciate it, will I?

Sushi
Filling up my stomach.
Sushi
Makes me feel alert.
Sushi
What comes after dinner?
Sushi
How about dessert.

My personal after Sushi favorite
Is a nice little dish of green tea ice cream.
Would you like some?.
No!?
Oh, I see I understand.
You’re a plain vanilla kind of guy.
And that’s...okay...
Green tea isn’t all that different from Vanilla.
Well, to each his own.
Enjoy!

So, what do you want to do when we get home?
I know we’ll think of something...